“We have a test next week.”
“Come wash the dishes.”
“Your aunt is coming into town.”
“Darren Criss is at the bottom of the pool.”
“The homework is double-sided.”
“You have an essay due at the end of the week.”
“Oh, wait, you thought it was Friday? Nope. It’s only Tuesday.”
- me when I first joined tumblr: lol I probably won't ever use this
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
